those bastards have done it again. my new mantra is "my computer is fast enough, smart enough, and people like it." so what if it runs final cut pro 80x faster than my machine. so what if i can now burn my movies to dvd. i musn't think that it is superior, or i will certainly start having problems with this current machine. they listen to what you type you know. and they get very jealous. why, my computer is listening to me right now. well you don't have to worry, honey, you are wonderful and i wouldn't trade you for the world. even if i had the $4,678 it would take to enter g4 god-dom.

damn, i drooled on the keyboard. anyone have some money i can borrow?