i've tried three times to write the story of jessica at the flying saucer with no success. i've realized that, although i felt my version was more realistic and maintained contextual integrity, dave's recollection of the evening's events is much more interesting and glorifying to my character.

suffice to say, i chatted up (with the help of dave and josh) our beautiful waitress and gained her interest in our artistic endeavors. the rest, i'll have to let dave tell you.

sorry.