what is wrong with this lady in front of me? she keeps swerving in her lane, speeding up, slowing down. what is she doing? she's swatting at something. it looks like maybe there is a bee in her car. how strange. she keeps swatting. that must really suck to have a bee buzzing around you while you're driving on the freeway.
i'm going to go around her, i don't feel safe behind her.
hmmm. nope, it looks like she was just doing something with her hair.

how strange.