dave: "what are you doing?"

jeremy: "i'm trying to open these oreos without destroying the bag and having them fly everywhere."

me: "you know, oreos have been around for 90 years, and they still haven't designed a package that's easy to open."

paul: "yep. america's favorite cookie, but america's worst packaging."

me: "hmm. that sounds like the sub-title to a movie about my life. 'america's favorite cookie, america's worst package.'