luke wilson stared at me all through lunch today. he had that "hey, don't i know you?" look on his face the whole time.

ever since i sold him two pairs of socks, the guy's been following me everywhere. i figure it's about time for us to sit down and have a little chat. hash things out as it were. it's not that i don't think we would make a good team. i'm sure that we could be great friends once we got to know each other. we just need to get past this awkward "chance meeting" acquaintance we have and finally define this relationship.

let's do this thing, luke.